White Rabbits, Brown Rabbits, Wild Dogs or Spitting Cats!
First day of the month!
If you pinch me back watch out for a surprise attack!
A kick and a flick for being so quick
A poke in the eye for being so sly
A burp and a fart for being so smart
A punch and a slap for answering
A step on your toe for being so slow
A kick in the dick for being so quick
A bite and a fright
for being so right
Welcome to the first day of the month - hope you enjoy it once your bruises have calmed down!