Exchange any feelings of road rage by waving and blowing kisses to fellow motorists at roundabouts
Only eat 1 doughnut rather than the whole box/Only eat 1 biscuit rather than the whole packet!
Stop eating doughnuts
Stop eating biscuits
Find someone to kiss besides the dog
Make an annual bucket list
Buy a bucket
Get my photo taken in interesting places - the world’s my lobster
Do not walk and text
Stop texting the person in the next room
the person sitting next to me
Only eat white
snow from now on
Stop eating snow!
Stop pulling weird faces
Stop taking selfies where my face is missing
Start eating more healthier- remembering to finish all the junk food first to avoid any temptation
Exercise once or twice this year
Stop apologising for things I am not sorry for
Stop picking my nose when no one is looking
Get rid of all the clothes that
I will never wear again
Be more selfish!
Stop blaming my dog for farting
Buy a plant and let it live
Buy a plant
Stop taking medicine because it tastes good
Stop taking medicine
Sleep like a normal person
Always wear sexy underwear, “just in case”.
Always wear clean underwear, “just in case”.
Think of a password other than "password.
Improve my memory
Stop pressing the stewardess button on airplanes just to see if it works
Stop pressing others stewardess buttons on airplanes just to see if they work
Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store
Start buying lottery tickets
Remember to check for loo paper when leaving the bathroom
Remember to check for loo paper when entering the bathroom
Try to drive closer to the speed limit
Try to drive
Keeping an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars
Keeping an extra safe distance
when driving police cars
Never take sleeping pills and a laxative on the same night.
May the next year find your waistline slimmer, your wallet fatter, your cholesterol lower, and your tolerance level higher!