Stuff the children, Forget the eggs
Let do something for us instead!
Let’s go on a G&T Hunt!
that gin is one of my areas of expertise
by inclination, admittedly, rather than education
I think you will agree, there’s nothing quite like a G&T!
what are you waiting for? Join in this activity so harmonic
No other alcoholic beverage
together has such a happy chemistry;
Than the gin & tonic!
got the lemons, limes, plums and cherries
In preparation purchased many miniature bottles of
I’ve even remembered the olives and juniper berries
and some very fabulous martini glasses to put it all in!
It will be fun and
frivolous for us to indulge in this boozy hide 'n' seek
I hope you werent at all suspicious to what
I was doing, tempted to have a peek!
They are all cleverly hidden around the garden and well out of
The advantage is mine; knowing where they are located, so a head start for you
However, before you go and begin to forage
I do have a little confession….
Which given how close I am standing
I think you may have noticed the odd facial expression
slurring of words & occasional stagger
Which is not down to being cool or having moves like Jagger!
I couldn’t help myself whilst concealing the gin
To have a little
swig here and there and generally tuck in
This juniper liquor was just too crisp &
And with the right garnish, undeniably nutritious!
But life is fabulous! Can’t you see by my grin?
Yes, I too suspect my euphoric mood is all down to the gin!
I am a mother, not ruined instead just happy & mellowed
right now, could do with a dirty martini, all glistening & yellowed
So, what are we waiting for let the hunting begin!
I just hope there’s not more bottles of tonic left than there is gin!