White Rabbits, Brown Rabbits, Wild Dogs or Spitting Cats!


Pinch! Punch!

First day of the month!

If you pinch me back watch out for a surprise attack!


A kick and a flick for being so quick

A poke in the eye for being so sly


A burp and a fart for being so smart

A punch and a slap for answering back


A step on your toe for being so slow

A kick in the dick for being so quick


A bite and a fright for being so right


No Returns!



Welcome to the first day of the month - hope you enjoy it once your bruises have calmed down!