101 Things to do in Self Isolation


  1. Cut your toenails
  2. Prepare to cut your toenails  
  3. Look for toenail scissors
  4. Toenail scissors not hardcore enough for the task ahead (it’s been a while)
  5. Look for toenail clippers
  6. Leave big toe as too challenging
  7. Leave other foot as exhausted
  8. Sort eyebrows out
  9. Look for tweezers
  10. Commence with plucking
  11. Move onto other eyebrow
  12. Lie down due to pain and allow swelling to reduce
  13. Sort out your knicker drawer
  14. Throw out all grey knickers, knickers with loose elastic, knickers that are older than your children
  15. Throw out all your tights with holes in
  16. Make a face mask of strawberries & yoghurt
  17. Change your mind and eat the strawberries & yoghurt
  18. Upcycle something you own
  19. Reuse Toilet Paper Rolls to Organize Cables and Chords
  20. Collect empty toilet rolls and make a wig
  21. Collect empty toilet rolls and make binoculars
  22. Start to bird watch
  23. Make a bird feeder
  24. To keep squirrels away from the bird feeder, mix chilli powder with Vaseline and smear over pole where bird feeder hangs
  25. Check out chin for any unwanted hairs
  26. Pluck any unwanted hairs out of your chin
  27. Check out your belly button – a negelected area and jungle of germs
  28. Clean the fluff out from your bellybutton
  29. Try on everything in your wardrobe and be absolutely honest – does your bum look big in it – if yes – ditch it!
  30. Change the sheets – nothing quite like crisp sheets
  31. Change the duvet by getting in with the duvet to change the duvet
  32. Lie down due to overexerting yourself enjoying crisp sheets and fresh duvet
  33. Read one of the books that everyone should read; To kill a mockingbird, Pride & prejudice, 1984, of mice & men, green eggs and ham, captain underpants
  34. Marie Kondo the shit out of your house and wardrobe
  35. unsubscribe from every email you don’t need
  36. Star gaze - look for the Orion’s belt, the dog star, the little she goat
  37. Learn yoga and how to do, Misty Warrior, Frog, Hummingbird, Wild Thing & Praying Mudra
  38. Think of an idea good enough to enter Dragons Den and earn millions after everyone says they’re in
  39. Play come dine with me with all the members of your house
  40. Try out feng shui and rearrange your home
  41. Invent your own board game
  42. Play charades
  43. Play murder in the dark
  44. Write a Christmas song that is going to smash the charts and ensure you will be remembered forever
  45. Do a collage using family photos that to date have just sat in an album collecting dust
  46. Catch up on the ironing – Only Joking!  Just hang them in the bathroom whilst you have a shower and the steam will do the rest
  47. Learn all the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody
  48. Get all the other members of your family to learn all the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody
  49. Make a video of your family doing Bohemian Rhapsody
  50. Download your video of Bohemian Rhapsody onto YouTube
  51. Start a blog on self-isolation & keep a daily diary of what things you have done with your time
  52. Write a poem  
  53. Try out Origami
  54. Draw a picture upgrading from matchstick men and women
  55. Comment on a website
  56. Brush up on your Whigfield and dust off those Saturday night moves
  57. Have a carpet picnic
  58. Write down your goals for the next 3 years.
  59. Create a zen zone & meditate
  60. Try Tai Chi or Qigong medication combined with a low impact exercise
  61. Change 5 habits you do from bad to good
  62. Dance in the rain.
  63. Skip in the sun
  64. Gallop in a gale
  65. Find and join an online discussion.
  66. Catch up on your favourite television shows.
  67. Learn how to juggle
  68. Name all of your footwear
  69. Say the alphabet backward.
  70. Learn Morse code.
  71. Learn how to say Im too sexy for my shirt in 10 different languages.
  72. Try out a bit of Bollywood dancing; the Thumka, The Anaconda, The Booty-Shake & The Wax On, Wax Off
  73. Find out how to survive a bear attack
  74. Hug a tree
  75. Have a colin firth movie day; Kingsman, The Kings Speech, Bridget Jones, Mamma Mia, Love Actually, Before I go to Sleep. Where the truth lies, Fever pitch….
  76. Make a jar of smiles – think of 365 positive, motivational or jokes - one for each day of the year
  77. Learn macramé & make a hanging basket
  78. Learn the thriller dance routine
  79. Do facial exercises
  80. Have a day of watching stand up comedians
  81. Wax your bikini line
  82. Try a day without technology – switch off to switch off
  83. Massage your feet
  84. Follow people around in the house and just stare at them
  85. Do the Gangnam style at the beginning and end of each day
  86. Watch your favourite childhood cartoons
  87. Turn vegan for the day
  88. Learn how to hula hooping
  89. Learn how to sign language
  90. Stretch – relieves tension and stress
  91. Clean everything in the house
  92. Think of all the things you can do with a tin of tuna
  93. Create a recipe book of all the things you can do with a tin of tuna
  94. Cook all the recipes from your cookbook ‘All the things you can do with a tin of tuna’
  95. Sing a Kylie song every day
  96. Make your own cocktail and generate a name for it -
  97. Give yourself a haircut
  98. Send your hairdresser a picture of your haircut after you have finished crying
  99. Laugh out loud
  100. Watch Shaun of the Dead
  101. And if you manage to achieve all the above and we are still self-isolating, head to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for this to all blow over!